Monopoly money

Dear Monopoly money,

I wish you were real and all I had to do to afford a new mp3 player and a digital SLR camera was to hop over to Target, spend $10 and purchase the game. I’d roll the dice a few times to land and purchase Boardwalk and Park Place, plop down a few hotels and collect from whoever lands on them.

If you were real, I would not ever worry about my remaining college loan debt and other bills.

I know that you have had mindless letters like this one sent to you before, but consider my noble quest to afford art school in Italy.

Sincerely,

Tamara

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