Driving a hearse

Conversation overheard in the waiting room of a car dealership/repair shop:

Customizer: “Okay, your car is ready with chrome underneath.”

Elderly woman: “Thank you.”

Customizer leaves.

Woman: “I’m glad that I got the chrome on the front and back of my Lincoln Town Car. It’s black and I don’t want to be driving a hearse.”

Elderly man: “I want a custom top on mine!”

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